Porkys NYC 55 W. 21st (btwn 5th and 6th Aves) Map it
click image to enlarge	Location: Chelsea Venue Type: Bar Music: Hip-Hop, Rock, 80's

Vibe: Sometimes class is overrated. Porkys NYC knows this, and makes sure you have a haven away from the velvet ropes, tight pants, and social norms that usually restrict you from drinking from fish bowls at your birthday party. Put your drinking shoes on (the ones that you don’t mind getting dirty), Porkys is your New York City hub for birthday party debauchery.

Spot: With everything from toilet seats to shopping carts hanging from the ceiling and a sign on the door that says the place “sucks,” this is the bar to make your birthday party a mess of dirty jokes and drunken fun. You’ll hear all your old favorites from an aluminum-sided “trailer” DJ booth.

Grub: You can get a Porkys version of “bottle service,” complete with “Alcoholic Viagra” (whiskey), nachos, and condoms. Also be sure to try the Captain Crunch Chicken Fingers, or a burger with curly fries. And please, don’t ask the waiter about caloric intake.

The Deal: Sometimes you just want to put on whatever’s on your floor, throw a hat on, and go get smashed. Porkys NYC is the place to make your birthday party in New York City a classless, delightfully dilapidated binge fest. Grab a fishbowl filled with every liquor you’ve ever heard of, slap your girl’s ass, and tell someone to go &#@ themselves, and you’ll fit right in.

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